What’s your resolution?
This has absolutely nothing to do with the subway or all the skinny women who fall on the tracks and delay your commute. But this was too good to pass up. It’s the automatic New Years Resolution generator.
For fun, I’m going to draw up ten resolutions by alternating between the “I want to start something” option and the “I want to stop something” option. Here goes.
- I will start kissing strangers less often.
- I will stop drinking tequila every day.
- I will start drinking tequila right now.
- I will stop petting the cat every day.
- I will start making faces at strangers again.
- I will stop dancing on tables less often.
- I will start speaking with the dead every day.
- I will stop wearing sunscreen less often.
- I will start blaming others right now.
- I will stop cleaning my room once a week.
Yup. Now, pardon me. I have to go drink some tequila right now while making faces at strangers and speaking to the dead without cleaning my room.
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