Archive for the 'MTA Absurdity' Category

‘What’s That Smell?’ or An Olfactory Primer on New York’s Subway System

Monday, August 11th, 2008

I’m on vacation for the next week, but since New York’s subways never shut down, neither will Second Ave. Sagas. I’ve enlisted the help of a few bloggers to help keep things fresh around here. Today’s guest post comes to us from Clinton, keeper of the Zombie Fights Shark! blog. Be forewarned: This guest column [...]

MTA still looking at station sponsorship plans

Friday, August 8th, 2008

When last we heard about the MTA’s plan to sell station sponsorship rights, it was July of 2007. Well, nothing has happened in the intervening 13 months. However, the MTA would just like to take the time to remind you that, yes, they’re still thinking about it, and it might happen soon. There’s nothing like [...]

MTA suffering from BAAAA-d security

Wednesday, August 6th, 2008

Want to penetrate the MTA’s crack security perimeters? Well, all you need is a heard of goats. According to the Daily News, a herd of goats sneaked their way under a fence near Verrazano Bridge on Staten Island without triggering an alarm. While the MTA claims that had the fence been damaged or tampered with, [...]

The subways are cool

Tuesday, August 5th, 2008

Or at least, that’s what New York City Transit would have you believe. According to NYCT statistics, 97.3 percent of all subway cars are

NYC Transit won’t begin anti-groping PSAs for fear of encouraging more groping

Wednesday, July 16th, 2008

If anything ever deserved that MTA Absurdity tag I like to stick on posts, this is it.
According to news stories released on Tuesday, New York City Transit is holding back on a planned anti-groping ad campaign because officials fear it will encourage more deviant behavior than it would combat. That’s right; the MTA feels that [...]

NYC Transit unveils a new PSA for an old problem

Monday, July 14th, 2008

With the number of delays caused by track files mounting by the year, New York City Transit is stepping up awareness efforts aimed at combating litter in the subways.
The new public service campaign — built around a fake newspaper this time instead of a real one — uses the Subway Gazette, a creation of [...]

We now rejoin ‘As the Escalator Doesn’t Rise’ already in progress

Friday, July 11th, 2008

When last we checked in on the MTA’s escalator problem in May, a few local New York papers had documented rampant elevator outages throughout the subway system, and The New York Times had issued a stunning indictment of the MTA’s escalators and elevators. The Straphangers Campaign jumped on the bandwagon, urging New York City Transit [...]

The accuracy of the advisories

Monday, July 7th, 2008

Every Friday, I post the MTA’s weekend service advisories, and every weekend, I notice that the MTA’s official announcement of the weekend changes are either incomplete or flat-out wrong. Sometimes, trains go over bridges when they shouldn’t; they run local when they should run express; signs that promise service advisories are wrong while trains run [...]

Subway delay numbers a typical ‘dog bites man’ story

Tuesday, July 1st, 2008

I’ve had a busy few days at the good ol’, bill-payin’ day job. So I had no chance to draw your attention to a lovely story yesterday morning in the New York Post proclaiming subway delays up 44 percent. Now, on the one hand, that’s a shocking number, but on the other hand, as anyone [...]

MTA Board votes to end free perk program

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

After weeks of bad publicity and legal threats from New York’s Attorney General, the MTA Board voted this morning to end the free perk program. No longer will current and former board members enjoy free E-ZPasses and MetroCards for life. Instead, only current board members will receive the passes, and they are too be used [...]