Aug
06

MTA suffering from BAAAA-d security

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Want to penetrate the MTA’s crack security perimeters? Well, all you need is a heard of goats. According to the Daily News, a herd of goats sneaked their way under a fence near Verrazano Bridge on Staten Island without triggering an alarm. While the MTA claims that had the fence been damaged or tampered with, the alarms would have gone off, I’m just relieved knowing that the old Trojan Horse technique is all that it takes to break through to the MTA’s restricted areas.

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